To Crop or Not to Crop?

I made it to a mall yesterday, I rarely go to the mall since moving into a city. Something about the mall relaxes me and I can spend HOURS there. While I was browsing the racks of H&M and Forever 21 to my horror I noticed quite a few crop tops. Are those back? Since when? And why haven't I been told. I left the mall a little down and out, how am I going to pull off a crop top this summer. Then it hit me, this may be a trend that I can now declare myself to old for, yes thats it!! Or maybe that's just my way of avoiding the medicine ball..hmm to be continued...